Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa
Pyaar + Darr = Papa
Pyaar + Saath = Behen
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai
Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost
Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni
Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon;
Masjid Mein Aadab Karta Hoon;
Insan Se Kahin Farishta Na Ban Jaun;
Isliye Roz Tujhko Message Karke Paap Karta Hoon!
Mahilaon Dwara Make-Up Dhone Se Pehle Unki Antaratma Unhe Ek Baar Zaroor Puchti Hai...
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Do you really want to reset your face to factory settings?
Ek Ladki Ke Mana Karne Pe Itna Dukh Nahi Hota, Jitna Ek Dost Ke Yeh Kehne Pe Hota Hai Ki...
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Yaar, Aaj Rehne De Kal Piyenge!
Boys at a Wedding:
Boy 1: Yaar, Peeli Wali Meri
Boy 2: Achha, Phir Laal Wali Meri
Boy 3: Saalo, Kuch To Sharam Karo. Laal Wali Ki Hi Shaadi Pe Aaye Hain!
Kisi Ne 10th, +2, B.A., Ya B.Com.-B.Tech Mein Pass Hona Ho Ya Kisi Ko Pass Karvana Ho To Mujhe Rs. 20000/- Ke Saath Apna Roll Number Bhej Do...
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Main Aardas Karunga!
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...
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10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!
He: Hi!
She: I have a boyfriend.
He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao!