Height of some girl's Nakhre!
Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko?
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Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!

New Session - New Admision
Boy1: Oye Ye Kaun Hai?
Boy2: New Admission...!!!
Boy3: Naam Kya Hai Iska...?
Boy4: Aaram Se Oye... Bhabhi Hai Tumhari..

Har Mummy Chahti Hai Uski Bahu Chaand Jaisi Ho
Chahe Khud Ne Chris Gayle Paida Kiya Ho

Indian Bhaigiri
Australians: Heyy Mate
English: Heyy Bro
Spanish: Hola Amigo
Americans: Heyy Buddy
Indians: Bc Bhai Hai Apna

Man: Aap Kya Karti Ho?
Lady: Dulhan Taiyaar Karti Hu, Parlour Hai Mera.. Aur Aap?
Man: Mein Dulhe Taiyaar Karta Hu
Lady: Acha, Parlour Hai Aapka?
Man: Nahin, Guptrog Ka Hakim Hu..!

Itihaas Gawah Hai Yeh Baat Aaj Tak Kisi Ladki Ne Kisi Ko Nahin Kahi
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Tum Phone Kaat Do Main Karti Hu...!

There are two types of People on Facebook.
Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,
Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!

Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya.
Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein! Janhit Mein Jaari

Girls take 3 days to judge a boy and in case of boys...
1 Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar?
2 Second: By God Mast Hai Yaar!
3 Second: Bhai Mujhe To Pyaar Ho Geya Isse

Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye...
Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)
Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)
Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)
Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)
Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo...