For a married man, the meaning of "Aji Sunte Ho" is just like "Big Boss Chahte Hein"!
The only way to stop people from wearing sunglasses inside mall is by holding their hand and say,
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"Bahiya Kidhar Jaoge? Aao Main Chhod Deta Hun!"
Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and considered as a basic necessity. That's why the expressions:
Ghar-Bar
Khana-Peena
and Dawaa-Daaru!
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho?
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Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!
Interesting Observation:
Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch.
They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say
"iPhone Chhe"!
50 Logon Ko Tang Karke Zillat Ke 50 Likes Se Toh...
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Bina Maange 2 Likes Achhe Hote Hain!
Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo, Single Hain Aur Shaadi Nahi Karte.
Saala, Jigar Chahiye... Barbaad Hone Ke Liye!
Kaamwali Ko Bakshish Diya;
Clients Ko Gift Diya;
Staff Ko Bonus Diya;
Family Ko Gifts Diya;
Friends Ko Daaru Diya.
Now I know why Diwali is a festival of 'Diyas'!
Padhai ke Ghante:
Medical Student = -12 Ghanta
CA Student = 10 Ghanta
MBA Student = 8 Ghanta
Law Student = 6 Ghanta
BBA Student = 3 Ghanta
B.Com Student = 1 Ghanta
Engineer Student = Ghanta
For married men, the meaning of a sound "Aji Sunte Ho" is like "Bigg Boss Chahte Hain!"