ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya Sir?
ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!
Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy?
Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi 'Saas' Nahi Hai!
Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby!
Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant?
Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll.
Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned?
Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair.
Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law?
Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!
Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot.
Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun!
Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
HYDERABADI JOKE:
Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai, Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte, Maloom kya?
Gullu: Nai Maloom, Miyan!
Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte. Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta!
Gullu: Abaa Aisa... Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte?
Sallu: Nai Maloom, Bhai.
Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein!
Tum Mujhey Khoon Do,
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Aur Mein Tumhey 3 Bajey Tak Report Doonga. City Light Clinical Lab!
A woman's heart is the most expensive piece of real estate. One can also call it "Nari-man Point"!
India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
What does a Chatterjee, a Banerjee and a Mukherjee feel after lunch on Sunday?
Letharjee!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
But why?
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!