An Important Notification:
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian...
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Kunki "Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar"!
Petrol 15 Rupai Sasta Ho Gaya Hai
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Tamatar se!
If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti;
Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta!
God has given you many things like
Money
Status
Power
Friends
Family
and a lot more. And it's called...
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Allah Meherbaan To Gadha Pehalwan!
Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun;
Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June
Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti!
Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai, Toh...
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To Kutta Mar Jata Hai.
Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye. Kutta Hai, Koi Rajinikanth Nahi!
Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa, Shaadi Se Pahele Tera Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na?
Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek Sher Yaad Aa Gayaa...