Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the
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modern form of childhood 'Katti'!
Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab, Kya Chaahiye?
Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon... milega kya?
Shopkeeper: Haan... par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon?
A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka
Bacha hua .
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Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na...
Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!
Har Sapne Ko Apni Saanson Mein Rakho;
Har Manzil ko Apni Baahon Mein Rakho;
Har Jeet Hogi Hamesha Aapki;
Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni Nigahon Mein Rakho!
SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "It's Kaafi with Karan"!
Uff Garmiii...
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Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai... Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho?
Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark ho!
Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge...
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Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi.
Gir Gaye To?
You see, I care for you!
Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can't live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Jehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";
Kyunki
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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!
Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai;
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai;
Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai;
Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye...
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Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai!