Difference between Education and Experience:
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.
Girl: Kitne Hue?
Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari".
Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!"
Black Lives Matter...
Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
In English: I love you but as a friend.
In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!
Aaj Ka Gyan:
Apne Best Friend Ko Gyan Utna Hi Do Jitna Tumhari Gaali Khane Ki Capacity Ho!
We should stop saying Unnees-Bees Ka Farak...
2019 Aur 2020 Mein Bahut Fark Hai!
People posting messages like "work makes me happy"...
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Mera Bhi Karde, Bhai. Khush Reh Bas!
Woh Paas Se Guzarti Hai To Dil Mehak Jata Hai;
Pehle Perfume Ki Khushbu Aati Thi Ab Sanitizer Mehakta Hai!
Last night, I had an extra spicy garlic chutney.
This morning I learned my Lehsun!