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🇮🇳: Sham Tak Batata Hun!
2 GB Data + 100% Battery + Room Heater + Razai + Chai = Jannat
Baki Sab Moh Maya Hai!
Bichaare 2021 Ki Socho...
Kitna Performance Pressure Hai!
Razai Mein Ghus Kar Baithna Bhi Koi Aasaan Kaam Nahi Hai...
Kabhi Phone Ghum Ho Jata Hai Toh Kabhi TV Ka Remote!
Saal Bhale Hi Badal Geya.
Dost Woh Hi Kaminey Hi Rahenge!
Happy New Year!
There is always Bitch inside a Bitchari!
Other Countries: My son is in a relationship.
In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai!
Love Marriage: Tum Gharwalo Ko Manao.
Arranged Marriage: Gharwale Tum Ko Manaye.
Too Much Fun!
Shaadi Ka Card Aaya Hai. Likha Hai:
Dinner Ka Time Shaam 7 Baje Se 100 Plate Khatam Hone Tak!
When a friend buys a new sim card.
Abroad: Hey! This is my new number. Update it.
India: Hello! Main Puja Bol Rahi Hun!