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Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies!

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What a strange attitude of humans:
Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.
Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected!

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As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!

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Water is a good beverage if taken with the right spirit!

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If you're watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sunrise!

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Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option for the body!

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In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence!

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Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!

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Toothache gives more pain than heartbreak!

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Math Problem of the day:
If George is 73 and his girlfriend is 26, how much money does George have?