As a teenager, getting picked up was embarrassing because everyone started driving.
As an adult, getting picked up is great because you don't have to drive!
Focus on your career.
Because love is a scam!
When you cry your brain releases an endorphin to reduce pain and better your mood. This is like the chemical equivalent of your own brain patting you on the back and saying "everything's gonna be okay"!
When you like your work, every day is a holiday!
Retirement:
A stage when you seem to know all the answers but nobody is asking you any question!
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Sleeping in your own bed after being gone for a while is one of the most satisfying things in the world!
Life would be much easier if aunties all around you help you find a job instead of a Rishta!
People who leave the house with low battery don't fear anything!
If you watch Jaws backward, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people!