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Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour!

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Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber!

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Two things which everyone hates:
1. The change.
2. The way things are.

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Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t!

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It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!

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Why are fish so easy to weigh.
Because they come with their own scales!

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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!

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I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!

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The biggest income of 2021 will be:
Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!

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What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
Pointless!