Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour!
Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber!
Two things which everyone hates:
1. The change.
2. The way things are.
Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t!
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!
Why are fish so easy to weigh. Because they come with their own scales!
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!
I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!
The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
What do you call a pencil that doesn't work? Pointless!