Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict!
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
She wore an algae bra!
All those girls who want to know my age.
I am still young. You can call me Baby!
Wife: Maine Suna Hai Ki Zyaada Viagra Khaane Se Insaan Behra Ho Jaata Hai.
Husband: Niagra Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai Tumhein? Aur Yeh Saala Mehra Kaun Hai?
How does motivation work in India?
'Kya Hua? Fatt Gayi Kya?'
Mom: Beti Shaadi Ke Liye Haan Kar Do, Ladka Shareef Lagta Haii...
Passport Pe Thailand Ka Eek Bhi Thappa Nahi Hai!
Think big.
Think positive.
Think smart.
Think beautiful.
Think great.
I know, that's a lot to think about.
So here is a shortcut... just think about me!
To the women we love and the women we make love to.
May they never meet!
I'm so good in bed that I can...
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sleep for days!