Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!
Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.
We don't play to win but pray to win!
Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai!
Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost...
Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different!
Sindhu shall surely win gold.
Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available!
Olympic Team Kit Sponsors:
Italian Squad: Georgio Armani
US Squad: Nike
Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh
Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati!
If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics!
The first Olympic sailing result is just in.
England have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat!
Apne color tv bech do OLX pe..
Final match waise bhi black & white hoga
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England & west indies
Why is Bowling cheaper than playing Golf?
Because in Bowling, no matter how badly you play, you can never lose the ball!