Alexa after spending 2 years in India:
Me: Hey Alexa!
Alexa: Kya Baat Hai... Bade Logo Ne Yaad Kar Liya!
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
If I have blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life!
I am proud to announce that I completed the first item on my bucket list.
I have the bucket!
If you witness a robbery at an Apple Store.
Does that make you an iWitness?
The purpose of a LOGO is to tell everything about the brand.
Because LOGO Ka Kaam Hai Kehna!
Few people know, but the tiny pocket on your jeans is for your salary!
I live in the fear that Trump will deport my Latino mother-in-law, who lives at 1837 3rd St, La 90023 Blue House, gets off work at 6 PM!
Retrospectively, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online...
Heinz's site is a wonderful thing!
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!
