Two-wheeler riders don't fear rain.
They fear the truck splashing water from the side.
If ghosts kill people and those people become ghosts too, that's basically reproduction.
An umbrella has exactly two functional modes:
Aggressively refusing to open when it starts pouring, and instantly turning inside out the moment a single gentle breeze hits it.
Monsoon has finally arrived.
Municipal Corporations are once again acting completely surprised.
Not everyone understands football. A fan posted the Brazil vs Croatia score on FB:
3 BRA - 1 CR
I failed my driver's test today.
The instructor asked me, "What do you do at a red light?"
I said, "I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on social media."
I'm great at multitasking - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once
Man: Why do we get a hangover after drinking?
Monk: When you play with spirits, they come back to haunt you the next day!
My laptop battery has officially developed a better work-life balance than I have; when it hits 1%, it simply shuts down and refuses to compromise.
Alcohol doesn't solve problems.
It just makes me confident enough to face them.
