If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...
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Where will you take me?
What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal!
Sorry girls I am taken.
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Taken as a joke!
Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child!
I am single because love is blind.
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!
#InternationalYogaDay
I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Wrestling is stupid!
Guys with no pants fight for a belt
Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!
I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.
It's soda pressing!
