A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!"
The only reason I was friends with some people in high school was that I saw them 5 days a week!
I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!
I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything!
I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
It was here a minute ago!
A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
Should I be delighted or agonised?
Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space!
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
