English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside!
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids!
The word queue is ironic.
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!
A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it!