Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime?
Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder!
English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside!
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
