About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
Teacher: What do you call a short mother? Kid: A minimum!
What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom!
I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
Warning: Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies. Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend. An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai? Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
What do you call a pencil that doesn't work? Pointless!
