1998: Don't get in the car with strangers.
2008: Don't meet people from the internet alone.
2021: Share a car ride with random people!
You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother...
Sudden Lee!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They're always stuffed!
I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!
My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.
She said I have too many issues!
Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos!
Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
Be strong!
My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
