My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.
She said I have too many issues!
Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos!
Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
Be strong!
My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!
Breaking News:
Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai!
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly.
Interviewer: Can you explain?
Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart!
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert.
Are they ashamed of their customers?
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute.
They developed cold feet!