What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?
Same middle name!
I don't think it's the age that makes us forgetful. I just think there's too much stupid crap to remember!
If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He is standing right behind you!
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go?
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway!
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life!
To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient!
People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive!
When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts!
Tried to peel a pomegranate.
Took me Anaar!