Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life!
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder!
They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!
During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside!