Too many assholes,
Not enough bullets!
Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back!
Remove negativity from your mind.
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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O: Oil free food.
R: Ripe fruits.
G: Grilled vegetables.
A: All wheat bread
S: Salt-free food.
M: Morning Exercise
What you thought also works!
A man is as young as the woman he feels!
Perverts can contribute to society.
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
For all my 40 + nearing friends...
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys!
A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
Men:
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!