Clean Jokes

A man calls a refrigerator repair service. "My refrigerator isn`t working."
"What kind is it?"
"It`s a small one....

A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the headwaiter...

Two mothers were talking about their sons.
The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn`t smoke, and he hasn`t so much as looked at a woman in over two years...

Boss, to four of his employees, "I`m really sorry, but I`m going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee, "I`m a protected minority.... Female Employee, "And I`m a woman."

Oldest Employee, "Fire me, buster, and I`ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it`ll make your head spin."

To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds, "I think I might be gay..."

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was...

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates..

I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned - What do I do if she`s really someone I don`t like at all ? I`ll be stuck with her with no easy way out. Turns out, there`s an app for that...

When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents` private conversations....

A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends` and relatives` birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine...

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church...