Clean Jokes

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150,... then 155,...

A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back...

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man's truck and said, "Why are these penguins...

A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence....

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders...

Two old friends, Paddy and Mick, went on a fishing trip together. Because neither were especially avid fishermen, they rented all their equipment. They rented the reels and rods, the wading suits...

Michelle was a very bad driver. After an unfortunate mishap in a parking garage, she took her vehicle to an auto mechanic. Seeing that the young woman was quite blonde, the mechanic decided to have a little fun...

Imran, a Pakistani citizen aged 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon siesta and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping...

It is said that once Russi Mody, of Tata`s, was on an official trip to Bombay.Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit Bombay House, the Corporate Head Quarters of the Tata Group...

As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son Gary says, "We`ll make a real big thing out of it. We`ll have five hundred people. We`ll order fifty limos...