It's An Emergency!
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice...
Dancing Duck
A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "If you give me a free bottle of beer I`ll show you my dancing duck...
Old Wine In A New Bottle
Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha. Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up...
The Hot Stock
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Bob. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
"Buy me 1000 shares...
Having A Real Bad Day
Meanwhile in a normally quiet side street in London... What a morning......... 8:00 I made a snowman. At 8:10 a feminist passed by and asked me why I didn`t make a snow woman. At 8:15 I made a snow woman...
Behind Every Successful...
During a company`s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand...the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived...
Cross Examination
Policeman testifies in Court If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was...
A Pregnant Football Player
There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about the scholarship...
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn`t funny, but she couldn`t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell...
Ferrari Fires Pit Crew
The Ferrari F1 Racing Team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ some young unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths...