Clean Jokes

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called... and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned...

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a raffle ticked for a brand new car. When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap...

Once Mrs. Aggarwal was being cross examined in Court by a lawyer. Mrs. Aggarwal had said that she was a partner in her husband`s firm, but the lawyer of the opposite party was trying to prove that she was only a...

An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers responsible were facing serious disciplinary...

Women are fickle minded.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want successful men.
At 30, they want sensible men...

Have you witnessed few things suddenly getting changed in your life only in a span of 1 or 2 decades
Curds became Yogurt!
Biscuits became cookies!
Sweet became Dessert...

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt, so please...

One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog. Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The billionaire screamed at the killer, "Why did you do that...

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great..

I am going to My Mom`s Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you...No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa...