Second Innings....
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn`t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit...
It's Snack Time!
A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said, "Daddy, Daddy...
Debt Crisis
It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.
"You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it`s due tomorrow...
Time For Revenge!
Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam...
Problem Solving
Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there`s somebody under it. I`m scared...
Negotiation Tactis
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter. The old man was visibly upset....
Value of Documentation
Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone! Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat down on the berth opposite to him. Lawyer was...
Emergency Landing
A young blonde pilot is beginning flying lessons and is in a two-seater airplane with just the instructor pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. The frantic young blonde pilot calls out a May Day...
The Future Show
Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and walk together in the long corridor when suddenly Sharif says, "You know, I have...
Make Me An Uncle!
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.
"Stop! You can`t do this!" exclaims the brother...