Subedar Santa
A Corps Commander was once visiting an Artillery Regiment of the Corps Arty Bde. A week before D-day, the CO held a special Sainik Sammelan and told everyone that the General was fond of asking questions...
The Whistler
One day in a well known university, a senior professor started his class on a very serious topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked...
Whisky for Constipation
A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of whisky. The owner is shocked, "I`m sorry, Sister, but I`m a good church-going man. I simply can`t sell liquor to a nun."
The nun blushes a little...
Second Innings....
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn`t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit...
It's Snack Time!
A guy was packing for a business trip and his five year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed helping her Daddy pack for his big trip. At one point she giggled and said, "Daddy, Daddy...
Debt Crisis
It`s 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can`t you sleep?" she asks him.
"You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it`s due tomorrow...
Time For Revenge!
Bank`s ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam...
Problem Solving
Ever since Rob was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night. So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him, "I`ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there`s somebody under it. I`m scared...
Negotiation Tactis
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter. The old man was visibly upset....
Value of Documentation
Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone! Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat down on the berth opposite to him. Lawyer was...