Clean Jokes

Personality according to how you fart.
The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour`s fart precisely the latest food items consumed...

A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
"Afraid not," said the farmer...

An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!"
He looked around...

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know...

After lots of allegations and jokes, Vijay Mallya goes to SBI to repay the loan.. but see what happens:
Monday: Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan...
SBI Person: Sir, it`s lunch time... please come after 1 hour...

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is...

What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the `spare` seat announcement!! It`s hard to beat Israeli technology! The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns...

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words...

A violent tropical storm enveloped a sailing yacht off the southern coast of Florida lasting all night and most of the next morning. As the sky cleared and the seas calmed, the people on the yacht realized they were...

Zindagi Mein Sirf `Paana` He Sabkuch Nahin Hota, Uske Saath Nut-Bolt Bhi Chahiye.
-Chhagan Mistree
Tum Mujhe Khoon Do...