Male or Female!!!
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - Female, because they always go to the bathroom...
The Indian Lion
In the poor zoo of India, a lion was so much frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought it`s prayers were answered when one of Saudi Arabia Zoo Manager visits the zoo and requests...
New Blacksmith!
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don`t ask me a lot of questions...
From Loving Employees
To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows. Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes...
Pappu Jokes
Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Waha Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya...
The Friendly Advice
Two Pathans are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their Gujju friends gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They`ll rob you blind. Don`t you go paying them what...
Auto Refill
Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti Hai. Vo Usko Uthakar Jaise Hi Uska Dhakkan Kholta Hai, Ek Jinn Prakat Hota Hai Aar Kehta Hai, "Tumne Mujhe Is Bottle Se Azaad Kiya Hai, Mein Tumhe 3 Wishes Deta Hun...
Patni Ki Dhamki
Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya. Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha. Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!! Ek....
Nuns and Beer
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy...
Rahul's Election Rally
Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur-Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha...