Testing Sons-in-law
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling...
An Irishman's Philosophy
There are only two things to worry about, Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are sick, Then there are only two things to worry about, Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well...
Saas-Bahu Ka Kissa
Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Bahut Pareshaan Thi Kyunki Vo Koi Kaam Nahin Karti Thi. Ek Din Tang Aakar Saas Apne Bete Se Kahti Hai Ki Kal Subah Mein Ghar Mein Jhaadu Lagungi Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Aur Kehna Ki...
The Best Position
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
"No," another contended, "I get the best results...
Only Real Fashion
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn`t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers...
How To Be Unhappy
Make little things bother you. Don`t just let them, MAKE them.
Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don`t put first things first.
Get yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot...
Kolhu Ka Bail...
Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai. Engineer Ne Teli Se Poocha: Maan Lo Ki Bail Ruk Jaaye...
Hilarious Santa
Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Main Naukari Mil Gayi.
Ek Lady Ne Call Kiya: Hello Mere Ghar Par Aag Lagi Hai
Pappu: Apne Pani Daala....??
Lady: Haa, Par Aag Bujhi Nahi....
The Proposal!
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they...
Einstein's Attire
Albert Einstein`s wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work.
"Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there...."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first...