Clean Jokes

You ask your wife something and she says, "Wahan Rakha Hai."
This "Wahan" can be either:
1. On the table.
2. Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen....

Some new trains have been announced in the name of celebrities: Bappi Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it. Ekta Kapoor Express: Will come 3 times on the same platform in slow motion....

Ek Baar Santa USA Ghumne Gaya. Wahan Ek Din Jab Santa Shopping Kar Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Building Mein Aag Lag Gayi. Santa Fire Brigade Waalon Se Bola: Tum Logon Ko Neeche Phenko, Main Sabko....

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please...

Husband: Tumne Pada... Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi....

Rahul Gandhi walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma`am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: It would be...

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says...

A young man`s mother was now living in the big city and he didn`t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot trained to speak...

Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga. Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera TAB Le Lo. Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur...

Rahul Gandhi called up Domino`s and shouted at the branch manager: You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there`s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings...