Clean Jokes

Just Before the Weekly Bridge Game Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn`t put his foot in his mouth...

While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance...

Ek Sharaabi ek Pahunche Huye BABA Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.
Sharaabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta...

There is a story about monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several 100 feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled...

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old veteran, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate of the military hospital, the doctor struck up a conversation...

Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and...

The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:

If our chute doesn`t open; and the reserve doesn`t open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life.

From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M`s Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama...

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I`ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to...