Clean Jokes

Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see you, and who will `BITE` you...

Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone users who`ve been saying...

Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor...

Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying on the rail lines? A train may come any moment...

Apple iPhone6 in India...
Approx Rs.65k
Other options:
Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...

A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll have another waterloo...

Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?
I replied: I don`t know, Love You, Talk To You Later...

Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world`s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy...

Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the pub without going in....

An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I`ve just let go a silent fart....