Clean Jokes

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with...

A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber, "I will get to you after...

A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemon into the glass with his...

Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye...

Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles. A constable who could not take the reduction...

When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents` conversation. He didn`t say anything until a week later when a family friend...

Ek din husband apne ghar ki light theek kar raha tha. Usne apni wife ko awaaz lagai: Sonu ki mummy.... sunti ho... idhar toh aana ek minute ki lye.
Wife: Kya hai...

A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"
"Ya," replied the man.
Not understanding what the word meant he asked another...

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for...

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best...