A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that...
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn`t gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what...
A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts."
The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink...
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?
The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your...
The other day I accompanied my wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut. Reading a magazine in the reception area, I found an interesting article. I asked the receptionist if I could take...
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her, "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love and your prayers are always for the benefit of others...
Every morning, the CEO of a major bank in Manhattan went to the corner where a shoeshine man was always there. He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the humble shoeshine man...
An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one Official...