Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti?
Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake?
Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado...
In a very exclusive private school near California`s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor...
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I`ll give one to each of you," the genie announces...
Marge was in bed with a man. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. The man said, "Oh, my gosh, your husband is home!!! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He`s probably so drunk...
A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings, when he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a small boy to sit in the ceiling rafters with a dove in a cage. Toward the end...
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
"Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client...
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher`s counter.
The lady asks, "What in the world is that...
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been raising with him for at least 10 years...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman.
"Eh, actually no...
The Goa Police have found a large number of dead crows on the Goa-Karnataka highway early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains...