Me alcoholic ? No way.
Many people ask why I drink so much. It's because I have a medical condition where my body doesn't produce it's own alcohol, whereby I have to take supplements.
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap!
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's your soul healing!
Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
That's what Beer is for!
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder!
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's just your soul healing!