There's no strong beer, only weak man!
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, text them when you are drunk!
Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying.
Eating is a problem and not drinking!
I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours!
By the time we are able to buy alcohol again:
Captain Morgan may be an Admiral;
Old Monk may Die;
Teachers may become Principal;
Famous Grouse may become Infamous;
Johnny Walker may be using Wheelchair;
Magic moments may lose its Magic;
Smirnoff may turn On;
Beefeater may become Vegan;
And Chivas Regal may become Pauper!
Corona Diaries:
I have cut down on my drinking and have only one peg whisky before going to bed.
Last night, I went to bed six times!
Quarantine has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol!
Normally I don't stop when I see a drunkard lying on the road.
But today I stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked,
"Kidhar Se Mili?"
BEER
Regulates cholesterol
Boosts brain power
Soothes a cold
Contains fibre and B vitamins
Prevents kidney stones
Strengthens bones
So it should be made mandatory for the chemists to keep beer!
I do not trust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!