There's a reason why 'sober' and 'so bored' sound almost exactly the same!
When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
I love going to parties...
Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:
Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Boy: I got wine!
A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...
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and gets you drunk!
Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.
1. Pillow
2. Pill - Lo
3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)
The choice is yours!
I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!