The best part about the weekend is the abundance of alcohol you're allowed to drink without raising a suspicion that you might be a drunk!
I don't get drunk... I just get less classy and way more funny!
Waking up after boozing yourself is an eye-opening experience!
Please be careful on the roads.
Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive!
Mixing alcohol and food with all types of insanity.
This is what the holidays mean!
I only drink to make my friends more interesting!
One of the best hangover lines!
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena?
Alcohol is the lube I use... to slide through life!
I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.
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It's called beer!
90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!