Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy beer!
Dear Colgate,
First you added salt and now lemon. Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it.
Sincerely!
Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it... it causes many births too!
It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it will end with BEER!
Food security bill passed. Now we have to earn only for liquor!
Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop!
Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
Don't ever talk to your EX, while drunk; because Booze has information in it!
Women: Divided by ego, United by gossip!
Men: Divided by women, United by Liquor!