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The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas.
Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas!

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Beer is not the answer.
Beer is the question.
Yes is the answer!

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Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you forget any of that crap!

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Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?
That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!

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In Wine - There is truth.
In Beer - There is strength.
In Water - There are bacteria.
Choose Wisely!

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Someone offered me grapes. I declined...
I am not used to consuming wine in pill form!

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Weekend Thought:
Friends who drink together and vomit together are:
'ULTI-MATE'!

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A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it!

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Today I learned that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!

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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Oh sorry... that's wine. Wine does that!

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