The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas.
Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas!
Beer is not the answer.
Beer is the question.
Yes is the answer!
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And Vodka makes you forget any of that crap!
Ever noticed how some people talk louder when they drink?
That's why alcohol content is listed by volume!
In Wine - There is truth.
In Beer - There is strength.
In Water - There are bacteria.
Choose Wisely!
Someone offered me grapes. I declined...
I am not used to consuming wine in pill form!
Weekend Thought:
Friends who drink together and vomit together are:
'ULTI-MATE'!
A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it!
Today I learned that the average person consumes nine alcoholic drinks a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Oh sorry... that's wine. Wine does that!