Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.
Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.
Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?
Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!
Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do.
Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai!
My Mobile: Quad-Core
My Laptop: Octa-Core
My Friends: Haram-Core
Interviewer: What is your weakness?
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Interviewer: Explain.
Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...
"Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
He got a very quick response...
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Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...
Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein!
Mom: Tum Life Ko Seriously Lena Kab Chalu Karogi?
Me: Jab Life Mazaak Karna Band Karegi!