Zindagi Bhi Grammar Ke Jaise Hai.
'Past Perfect' Nahi Hai;
'Present Tense' Hai;
Aur 'Future Indefinite'!
When you break something in the kitchen:
Parents in other countries: It's alright, don't panic.
Parents in India: Yeh Le Yeh Bhi Tod De... Sab Tod De... Free Ka Hi Hai Sab!
Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,
Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki
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"Selfie"!
Salary Ka 100% Biwi Ko Dene Se 10% Pyaar Milta Hai.
Jabki Dusare Ki Biwi Ko 10% Dene Se 100% Pyaar Milta Hai!
Salary Aapki Faisla Aapka, Jago Grahak Jago!
Kundli Toh Saas-Bahu Ki Mailani Chahiye... Ladke Toh Bechare Kahin Bhi Adjust Kar Lete Hain!
Kuch Log Infinity War Dekh Rahe Hain Aur Kuch Log IPL Dekh Rahe Hai...
Aur Ek Main Hun Jo Bas Semester Barbaad Hote Dekh Raha Hun!
Desh Mein Rehne Ke Liye Aadhar Aur Bhaagne Ke Liye Udhaar Bahut Zaroori Ho Geya Hai!
How most of the world measure distances - "1 kilometer".
How Americans measure distance - "0.62 Miles"
How Indians measure distance- "Bas Pahunchne Wale Hain"!
50+ is a very confusing age for guys...
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Ab Ladki Bhi Pasand Aati Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi!