Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge?
Husband: Tub Tak!
Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.
"Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!
Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!
After spending one day at a Gym:
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
Girl: Really! Kya?
Trainer: Dimaag!
Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...
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Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
What 2018 tells to 2017?
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
Wish you a wonderful 2018!