A horse died of starvation.
Usko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalta Tha!
Kitna Bhi Guitar Seekh Lo, Kitni Bhi Shayari Karlo, Lekin Ladki Toh Woh Hi Le Jayega Jiske Paas Sarkari Naukri Ho!
Girl (Crying): Meri Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai.
Boy: OMG! Kis Se?
Girl: He lives in the USA.
Boy: Yaar, Ek Kaam Kar Apne Hone Wale Husband Se Ek iPhoneX Mangwa De, Vahan Sasta Milta Hai!
Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte.
Son: Main Karta Hun Mom.
Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai!
Behind every "Maine Toh Kuch Nahi Padha Yaar".
There is hidden, "Tu Hi Fail Hoga Saale, Meri Toh Full Tayari Hai"!
Main Relationship Mein Cheat Nahi Kar Sakta.
Kyonki Uske Liye 2 Ladkiyan Chaiye Hoti Hain Aur Yaha Toh Ek Bhi Nahi Hai!
Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
Ek Hote Hain Civil Lawyers.
Ek Hote Hain Criminal Lawyers.
Phir Aate Hain Corporate Lawyers... Jinhe Police Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai!
Geri Ki Adhbhut Kala Social Media Ke Karan Ab Vilupt Hone Ki Kagar Pe Hai!