Agar India Mein Dominos, McDonald's Aur Subway Jaise Fast-Food Na Aaye Hote... Toh Aaj-Kal Ke Aadhe Se Zyada Naujawan Bhookh Se Tadap Kar Mar Jaate!
English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.
Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
After dinner in a restaurant;
Waiter: Ready for your dessert?
Foreign - Can't wait.
India - Haan Yaar, Bill Ke Saath Saunf Aur Mishri Le Aa!
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Isliye 15 November Tak Apna Naak Bhi Aadhar Card Se Link Karwa Lo... Nahi Toh Naak Band Ho Sakta Hai!
Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta!
Thannd Aa Rahi Hai, Isliye GST Check Kar Lo:
G - Geyser
S - Sweaters
T - Tolayi Aur Rajai
The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi!
Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?
#DiwaliSafai
Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!
Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!