Is Kadar Pyaar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us Zaalim Ne;
Dil Toh Geya Hi 10 Rupaye Ka Samosa Bhi Gir Geya!
For an atheist, a week has only 6 days.
Kyonki... Shukar Hai Bhagwan Ka!
Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena.
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai.
Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse!
Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai.
Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai?
Friend 1: 2500/-.
Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega!
Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len.
Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein!
Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only...
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Gaalis!
Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?
Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!
Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...
Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!
Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...
Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!