Pro Tip:
Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend!
Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:
1. All cannot be on top
2. As you rise so the risk
3. Ground level bears the maximum load
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
A sign board outside the marriage registrar's office:
Court Marriage Kar Ke Paise Bachao Aur Foreign Country Jao, Kyonki Shaadi Mein Rishtedaaron Ko Khana Waise Bhi Achha Nahi Lagta!
Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun...
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"Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
Similarity between me and my friends:
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain!
Wife: Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Tumhein Dekhe Bagair Hi Shaadi Karli.
Husband: Aur Meri Sharafat Dekho, Maine Dekh Kar Bhi Inkaar Nahi Kiya!
What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women?
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Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!
Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi,
Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya!