Tragedy of today's India:
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!
Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?
Guy 2: BSNL
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
Bewafai Mein Sharaab Toh Sab Peete Hain...
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Main Tunmhari Yaad Mein Pizza Khaau Ga!
Height of prank call:
Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?
Aunty: Nahi.
Boy: To Karvalo... Navratre Hain!
Jai Mata Di!
Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?
Agar Hai Toh Aapka Navratari Ka Vrat Toot Geya!
1 kg Sooji
500gm Shakkar
500ml Milk
250gm Ghee
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Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
Duniya Ka Sabse Technical Question Hota Hai, "Aur Batao?"
Aur Us Se Bhi Technical Question Uska Answer Hota Hai, "Sab Badhiya... Tum Batao?"
Salesman: This phone has shatter proof display, dust proof screen, apocalypse resistant screen.
Customer: Accha Hai Lekin Bhai Screen Guard Toh Saath Mein Free Dena Padega!
Wife: 'RAEES' Dekhne Chalein?
Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.
Wife: Toh 'KAABIL' Chalein?
Husband: Main Utna 'RAEES' Nahi.
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Baad Mein Ghar Mein Bacchon Ne 'DANGAL' Dekha!