Duniya Mein Achhe Aadmi Ki Talassh Mein Mat Niklna...
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Bahar Thand Bahut Hai Aur Main Ghar Pe Hi Hun!
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?
Me: Haan.
Mom: Gajrela.
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
Maine Pucha Chaand Se Ki Dekha Hai Kahin Mere Yaar Sa Haseen, Chaand Ne Kaha Chaandani Kee Kasam...
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Woh Filter Wali DP Hai Bhai!
Kuch Ladkiya Itni Cute Hoti Hai Ki Unki Cute Shakal Ke Aage Apni Shakal Ramu Kaka Jaisi Lagne Lagti Hai!
Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Fanaa Ho Ja,
Maine Kaha Yeh Le Old Monk Aur Dafa Ho Ja!
Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!
One Arab to another outside an ATM:
Aap Qatar Mein Hain, Aap Kuwait Karna Padega!
Kuch Phone Ke Selfie Camera Aise Hote Hain Ki Aapko Uss Mein Dekh Ke Apne Aap Se Hi Nafrat Ho Jayegi!
2 Din Mein Itni Good Wishes Mili Hain WhatsApp Pe Ki...
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Agar 1% Bhi Sach Ho Jaaye Toh By God Ki Kasam, Ambani Bhi Pichhe Reh Jayega!
Agar Kisi Cheez Ko Sachhe Dil Se Chaho Toh...
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Uski Shaadi Kisi Aur Ke Saath Fix Ho Jaati Hai!